Elias Rodriguez of Chicago was arrested last night as the suspect in the public murder of two Israeli diplomats outside the Capital Jewish Museum in DC.
See if you can pick up any motivation for the killing (it's super subtle):
The 30-year-old is reportedly a Trump voter.
Just kidding, he's part of the Party for Socialism and Liberation.
If you're wondering what the Party for Socialism and Liberation believes, it's everything woke.
The morning after the murders, the Party for Socialism and Liberation posted a heartfelt message condemning violence.
Just kidding, they posted an "anti-genocide pledge."
As for Rodriguez, you'll be absolutely shocked to learn that he gave money to Joe Biden.
His employer, a non-profit that compiles biographical stories on African Americans, has this profile for Rodriguez.
I'm guessing they didn't expect their nerdy history researcher to go full commie and start executing people (commies love to execute people).
The victims, Yaron Lischinsky and Sarah Lynn Milgrim, were dating and "on the verge of getting engaged," according to Yechiel Leiter, Israel's ambassador to the U.S.
'The couple that was gunned down tonight in the name of Free Palestine was a young couple about to be engaged,' Leiter said. 'The young man purchased a ring this week with the intention of proposing to his girlfriend next week in Jerusalem. They were a beautiful couple who came to enjoy an evening in Washington's cultural center.'
I'm sure the media will report extensively on this newest case of mostly peaceful murder by a left-wing activist.
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