They're calling it a McNapping, and rightfully so.
Watch this dude just casually stroll out of a Pennsylvania McDonald's like it's no big deal:

The group of unidentified peeps took off in this car:
Nesquehoning Police Department / Facebook
Here's the Nesquehoning Police Department on Facebook:
"Kidnapping a plastic icon of joy? That's a McFelony."

Police are still looking for the suspects, and the "fish slides" the kid holding Ronald was wearing might be the downfall of the McNapping gang.

I have to say, this would make a great opening scene to The Ronald McDonald Movie if they ever make one.
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