Y'all know we've been keeping a close eye on Michigan's Ice Queen Whitmer for years now.
For years Mama Gretch has been the champion mean girl, Her Royal Iciness. There have been no real challengers.
Until last week, that is:
Virginia residents as Queen Spanberger took office:
She even wore the all white outfit!
Virginia, you guys are in for a wild, icy ride!
But, the question remains: Who will go down in history as the undisputed Queen of Ice, the Frostiest Regnant of the 21st century?
We'll give you a chance to vote on it — after considering campaign literature from both sides, of course:
Whitmer was a COVID fanatic that couldn't even follow her own COVID rules.
She forced COVID patients into nursing homes and then tried to lie about it.
No less than Joe Biden himself declared her the best governor in the country.
She vowed to keep abortion legal in Michigan — "for the kids!"
There was...this:
I got to say, the Mitten Queen seems to have what it takes! Hers is a hard record to beat.
But consider her upstart competitor, Frosty Lady Spanberger:
Yes, that's Virginia's new governor refusing to condemn a man who wanted to see his opponent and his opponent's children shot and killed.
But wait, there's more to consider:
Spanberger's campaign was organized in part by someone who laughed about Charlie Kirk's death:
She is leading the charge to turn Virginia into a Democrat left-wing hell-hole:
She will likely try to force Virginia religious hospitals to perform human euthanasia:
Her lead safety officer led an effort to spy on Catholics in Virginia:
She apparently thinks illegally crossing the U.S. border should ... not be illegal?
AND she is former CIA, by the way.
Now, it's possibly still too early to tell which one of these frosty executives will take the top honors. Whitmer has been in office for the better part of a decade, while Spanberger just took icy office.
Still, we'll let the voters decide: Who will ultimately reign supreme as Ultimate U.S. Ice Queen?
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