Astronomer hired Coldplay singer's ex-wife Gwyneth Paltrow to manage the fallout from its cheating CEO scandal 😂

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Holly Ash

Jul 26, 2025

The cheating CEO scandal was, to say the least, a nuclear blast for tech company Astronomer — and the fallout has been nothing short of that, too.

So you gotta give the company full props for going into damage control mode — and sticking the landing pretty well!

Tech guys responding to an extinction-level PR crisis with Gwyneth Paltrow like:

Particularly poetic is the fact that Paltrow is the ex-wife of Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin, the guy who set this whole fiasco in motion.

I mean, with the CEO and HR person out, Astronomer could probably afford to give their socials guy a raise after this stroke of genius.

You've gotta give them props for this one.


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