Reports have emerged following Independence Day that American Farmers had a rip-roaring Fourth of July working their farms. While the rest of the country lollygagged around on lakes, in hammocks, and in lawn chairs next to a grill, the patriotic American farmers were livin' it up tending fields, feeding livestock, cutting hay, repairing fences, and other festivities. American farmers growing America's food on America's Independence Day is a time honored July 4th tradition passed down from generation to generation. But that's not all that happened last week!
Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason. (title headline by @reckless4life)
Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:
Jeff Bezos Assures Wife Her Wedding Present Will Arrive Between 2pm And 8pm @dontslowtheearth
Joe Biden To Play Goalkeeper On Chinese Robot Soccer Team @annafillaxis
Alligator Annoyed With Prisoner That's Been Stuck In His Teeth For 3 Days @kirgol
Biden Says He Has Been Giving Advice To World Leaders On This Cool New Plastic Phone That Jill Gave Him To Use @thebigfreeze
So Called American Patriot Didn't Shoot A Gun This Weekend @drconservativeprof
Trump Proud To Announce Next Big Maximum Security Prison Will Be Jurassic Jail @batknight
Stoner Wants To Globalize The Enchilada @lpathehuman
American Farmers Celebrate Independence Day By Working @reckless4life
Rockets Red Glare, Bombs Bursting In Air, Gave Proof Thru The Night LA Is Still There @ruthiej714
Man Removes "Made In China" Sticker From His New American Flag @baberahamlincoln
Father Of Children Who Were Born In A Barn Unsure What To Say When They Leave The Front Door Open @fishythepenguin
WNBA Turns Profit After Rebranding Itself As Soap Opera @priehle
Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favorites:
Local Dad Spends Afternoon At Walmart Telling People He Can't See The Camo Section @dontslowtheearth
Woman With Broken Arm Tells Doctor She Just Wants Him To Listen Instead Of Trying To Fix Everything @baberahamlincoln
St. Peter Puts Steve Irwin In Charge Of New Alligator Purgatory @optimus_bardlederp
Kamala To Withdraw From California Governor Race Due To Strong Name Recognition @bigd
CNN Declares War On Israel And Iran For Ceasing War @libshateamerica
Florida Alligators Report Escaped Criminals Taste Like Chicken @j31afour
Closeted Nickleback Fan Still Waiting For It To Be Safe To Come Out @lilsebastian
BONUS - One randomly selected headline:
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