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Have you gotten your Stimmy yet?

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Joel Abbott

Mar 17, 2021

I'm not going to suggest what you should do with the stimulus money the government is giving to get you hooked on socialism, but I will tell you what many Americans are going to spend that money on:

Here's to Stimmy and his many brothers that have been bought from sea to shining sea due to continued big government spending!


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